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aussie. apparantly to be an aussie you have to eat lamb. or drive around in a big ute with an even bigger aussie flag attached to the tray. apparantly the riots on cronulla beach wouldnt have happened if everyone just ate lamb.

i dont really understand the aussieness of australia day. why go down to the foreshore and get pissed and start fights with other aussies.. coz they are not aussie enough? coz their aussie flag cape is bigger? coz their girlfriend has a better aussie flag bikini? coz they are drinkin an import beer rather than a vb? maybe people start fights just so their mates can scream out the aussie aussie aussie thing.
why go down to the foreshore, get pissed and leave tons of rubbish behind?

cynical maybe...

nah, i like australia. i dont like lamb. but i like being an aussie. i like going to the beach and having bbqs on balmy nights, or in the middle of the day. i can kick a footy bare foot with a beer in one hand. i have mates. i can drive my car on gravel. i can whistle through a gumnut. i wear thongs most days of the year.
i like watching the fireworks.
and i am listening to the hottest 100.
if i had an australian flag fake tattoo i would put it on.
i still dont want to eat lamb though.